Would you have sexual relations with a little person?

[KingofNicotine]

I think I would if they looked like this one.

 

[bigbet1234]

3.2.1

 

[bigbet1234]

no

 

[OnWisconsin]

lol......

O/U on how long this thread stays here: U 5minutes (-210)

 

[KingofNicotine]

lol crap. I should've posted this in the rubber room.

 

[bucsfan67]

don't worry KoN, it got there anyway...

 

[Buster]

already have...about 25 years ago...was pretty good,but then again ain't never had no bad...(except for smell a time or 2)...i would tell you her name but then people would accuse me of making it up....

 

[KingofNicotine]

You had sex with a famous midget?

?????

 

[Buster]

did you like the pageant today?

 

[KingofNicotine]

I'm listening to it now man. Not bad I guess. I just wish they had more women and celebrity judges.

 

[Buster]

yeah...i know...don't read thread above it tells you the winner...

 

[billhill999]

tall woman met a midget at a party.

The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment.

"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."

"Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget.

The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her.

Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.

"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk,

"Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

 

[KingofNicotine]

That's a good one.

 

[Buster]

hehehe you nut..i just read your pm...she was not famous...only her name was bridget and i thought people would think i made it up since it is bridget the midget...i am going to look on facebook to see if she is on there..if she is i will contact her and try to get her to post on here...i don't know if she is still alive?what is the avg age of death for a midget?she would be about 47 now?

 

[KingofNicotine]

Don't know. Billy Barty died at 76.

 

[Scoops]

Buster ,do you work in the commercial roofing business?

 

[Buster]

Buster ,do you work in the commercial roofing business?

no...i am in real estate advertising (mostly)...i work for myself but biggest money comes from homes and land magazine..probably 85% of my meager income...if they go out of business i am fucked...i know,not a good position for someone as smart as myself to be in,but i really like the publishers i work with and find it hard to turn down any work they have...


i once broke into a commercial business through a roof though...

 

[Scoops]

Ok,I thought you might have been someone that I knew.He told me a story about a midget from around the same time period and he was from NC.
:toast:

 

[Jack Herer]

This brings back Tucker Max memories...

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_midget_story.phtml#2380

 

[Buster]

Ok,I thought you might have been someone that I knew.He told me a story about a midget from around the same time period and he was from NC.
:toast:

could have been the same midget...if you are from the triad (around here) that was near where it took place...hehehe maybe 20 minutes away from hanes mall....